tastefullyoffensive:

[orangecatsandkaiju]
pleatedjeans:

via

valleyofdestruction:

spoken-not-written:

dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk

What’s the word on the street?

(via etherealinsomniac)

lovingmagcon2:

glowing-fallen-angel:

always-your-winchester:

torontoqueer:

ask-hazy:

matelotage:

yourmagicalworld:

This isn’t mine, I found it on pinterest. BUT, it is a very good wand tutorial.

I need me a hot glue gun hot damn

Shit

Everyone is getting wands for christmas.

megasheners

OH MY GOD

I like the white one

(Source: , via cathrynne)

Anonymous said: How do I become an Australian Citizen?

australian-government:

There’s a 5 rounds challenge you have to complete before getting your Australian citizenship:

1- Name 50 rare animals that live in Australia

2- Wear a jacket in the middle of summer 

3- Drink a lot of alcohol without getting drunk

4- Eat a spoonful of Vegemite and you have to like it

5- Talk to a kangaroo and make it respond to you 

(Source: best-of-memes, via cathrynne)

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

charlesxavir:

tom hiddleston, michael fassbender, and benedict cumberbatch greet a gathering of small marine life

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So, my friend is stage managing Macbeth and made this status today…

the-enochian-starchild-earendil:

fuckingmultiverse:

letsgivethesekidsashow:

honeychildplease:

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I’m quite pleased with this.

Rapping this out loud in my empty classroom like swag.

WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WADDUP I AM A BIG SCOT

I’M SO PUMPED ABOUT SOME VISION THAT THE WITCHES GOT

I WILL BE THANE, SO SAYS THE PROPHECY

THAT PEOPLE LIKE “DAMN, MACBETH DESERVES GLORY”

I reblogged this so fast guys

(via cathrynne)

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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(Source: offpluto, via autumnbasicallyhufflepuff)

whoviantwihard:

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

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(Source: literalmarveltrash, via gamzalicious)